ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
