It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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