Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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