i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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