No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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