but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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