I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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