Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
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I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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