I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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