This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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