Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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