Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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