Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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