I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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