you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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