Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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