I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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