He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
