DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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