Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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