That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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