You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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