Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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