There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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