He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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