If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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