Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i believe in u and ur pee
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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