did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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