would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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