Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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