This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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