I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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