i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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