Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
