so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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