Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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