ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
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What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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