love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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