Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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