after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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