like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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