Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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