he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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