He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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