Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal

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(612): View more from Minnesota

dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear

(952): View more from Minnesota

gross she's a slut

(612): View more from Minnesota

yea she doesn't shave either

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(574): View more from Indiana

i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting

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(660): View more from Missouri

i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals

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(812): View more from Indiana

How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless

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(845): View more from New York

I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed

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