Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
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i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed