I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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