awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This is my gift to your gina
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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