is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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