No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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