so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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