doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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