ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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