We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize
