there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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