I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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