my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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